James Burns

Name: James Burns. AKA: Monty, Montgomery, Burns and a variety of other names not really appropriate to use here.

Occupation: Owner of contemporary lifestyle photography studio, Flawless Photo. Resident IT geek. Object of ridicule.

Best Points: Chiseled good looks, erudite wit, wonderful sense of humour.

Worst Points: Utterly delusional.

Likes: Daft hats, smiling, continental lager and curry.

Dislikes: Mornings, oily fish.

Is here because…: It was all my idea.

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